December 2009
21 posts
Mom: What does REI stand for?
Gramps: I don’t know?
Grandpa: I know!...
– @ the kitchen table on Christmas morning 2009
I have Mad Libs on my computer...
We The People…
We the Whores of the United States, in order to shit a more perfect Butter, establish Jews, insure warm tranquility, provide for the common Apples, promote the general marble, and fart the blessings of cupcakes, to ourselves and our fireflies, do ordain and dance this constitution for the United States of America.
Oh my God! I just got Dr. Pepper on the bed… It’s ok. I’ll...
– Bailey
I don’t want you to be there when I eat this food naked in my bed…
– Bailey
We can go to the Lob…
Not a shred of evidence exists in favor of the idea that life is serious.
– Brendan Gill
Howdy Ya'll!
First post bitches!